Poem on post modernism (~ Author unknown)

We believe in Max Freud and Darwin.

We believe that everythings okay as long as you dont hurt anyone to the best of your definition of hurt and to the best of your knowledge

We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.

We believe in the therapy of sin.

We believe adultery is fun.

We believe that sodomys okay.

We believe that all taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything is getting better despite evidence to the contrary; the evidence must be investigated and you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe that there is something in horoscopes, UFOs, and bent spoons.

Jesus was a good man just like Buddha, Mohammed and ourselves. He was a good moral teacher although we think his good morals were bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same; at least the last one we read about was.

They all believe in love and goodness. They only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God and salvation.

We believe that after the death comes the nothing cos when you ask the dead what happens, they say nothing. If death is not the end and the dead have lied then it is compulsory heaven for all, except perhaps Hitler, Stalin and Genghis Khan.

We believe in Masters and Johnson, whats selected is average, whats average is normal, whats normal is good.

We believe that man is essentially good; its only his behaviour that lets him down. This is the fault of society; society is the fault of conditions; conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him. Reality will adapt accordingly. The universe will re-adjust. History will alter.

We believe that there is no absolute truth, except the truth that there is no absolute truth.

(transcribed from message by Chris Caine)